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Be Coming Up It

by Digging Up Virgins

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1.
My puppies blasted out to party in outer space. What the hell are they doin’ here? Puppies shouldn’t be drinkin’ beer. My puppy looked at me, and she said, “Chill it, Ace.” We’ve all got our flying gear. We’ve all got our family near. So I guess that I’m not the one who’d know it all. I’m not the one who’d know it all in Pig Latin. My puppies learned it back at school in between second period and first. And, I just want to know what they are doin’ here. Puppies shouldn’t go to school. They can’t even hold pencils. So I guess that I’m not the one who’d know it all. I’m not the one who’d know it all. I’m not the one who’d know it all. My puppy looked at me, and she said, “Chill it, Pooch.” I’ll be dead this time next year, but when I’m gone, you’ll still be here. So I guess that I’m not the one who’d know it all. I’m not the one who’d know it all. I’m not the one who’d know it all.
2.
Whitney 01:18
Whitney, oh, Whitney, I know it’s true. I’m so in love with you. Yes, so, Whitney, I’m falling, falling from the ground onto the floor. But I know it’s you. I’m so in love with you. Yes it’s True, Ooo… Ooooooh… Whitney, oh, Whitney Whitney, oh, Whitney Whitney, oh, Whitney Whitney, oh, Whitney
3.
The King 01:57
I’m not the one who spat at the ions, and I’m not the one who lied to anybody, I’m not the one who lied about my body, I’m not the one who was standin’ next to The king! The king! The king! The king! The king was on the outside lookin’ in. I’m not the one who wanted the wantons, and I’m not the one who spoiled your party, and I’m not the one who lied to anybody. I wasn’t around when you were standin’ about in the presence of The king! The king! The king! The king! The king was on the outside lookin’ in.
4.
Skool Suxx 01:14
No more teachers, no more books. No more teacher’s dirty looks. No more crying at the dance, No more ants in my pants. No more of those dirty crooks. School sucks, school sucks! School sucks, school sucks! School sucks, school sucks! School sucks, school sucks!
5.
You dig me, can you dig me now? You feel me, can you feel me now? You dig me, can you dig me now? No more corporations. I am not quite used to this. In a cynical coffee shop a boyfriend is waiting for a time bomb to blow up from under the counter, the ticking-tock counter, and then pandemonium will break. I landed a big one! Can you feel me now? One chance in a hundred! Can you feel me now? Ooooooh! Can you dig me now? And I was the one who did good on the order of food. One chance in a life time! Can you dig me now? One chance in a life time! Can you feel me now? A prophet in waiting! Can you dig me now? From under the thunder! Can you dig me now? Can you feel me out? Can you dig me now? Can you feel me out? Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
6.
This dickhead boasted that he is happy. He said it is a choice and if you’re special you can make it. I’m not very fond of cherries. I don’t like how they taste, but I wish I liked them because they look good, but I don’t like them, they’re my least favorite food. But thorns aren’t to be ignored. I used to be able to do pull ups, but I can’t anymore because I lack the upper body strength, and I’m so spiteful that I don’t even have brains. But thorns, aren’t to be ignored. The most sound structures stand on three legs. The fourth would make it wobble, and I don’t wobble. I won’t wobble. No, I won’t wobble, and you won’t see me do it because I won’t do it, Cause I won’t be sitting down. I’ll leave, I’ll die.
7.
I met the prison guard at my job cuttin’ out scissor boxes. He touched my shoulder and I was saved. He took me to a place far away. He gave me room and shelter—a place to stay. He showed me how all the animals of the world procreate. He wiped a sparkling dew from his head with a tissue. He showed me crystallized cities and towns he knew. He told me that I’m a lot more special than you. He taught me all the things that I have to lose. I met the priest when the guard led me to the detoxes. I met the prison guard at my job cuttin’ out scissor boxes. I met the priest when the guard led me to the detoxes. I met the prison guard at my job cuttin’ out scissor boxes. He touched my shoulder and I was saved. He took me to a place far away. He gave me room and shelter—a place to stay. He showed me how all the animals of the world procreate. He wiped a sparkling dew from his head with a tissue. He showed me crystallized cities and towns he knew. He told me that I’m a lot more special than you. He taught me all the things that I have to lose.
8.
My name is Jet and all I’ve asked for since Jady said she’d go to prom with me was that Weezer reform so they could finish Songs From the Black Hole and that my dog could use txt msging so I could hit her up whenever I thought of her while away at school. But I don’t know what to do with myself because today I’m puttin’ her down. And I’m puttin’ my foot down cause I don’t know how I’ll walk anymore. My name is Jady and all I’ve asked for since I told Jet I’d go to prom with him was that Jet give me a kiss on a cold wintery night and that Jet could use txt msging so he could hit me up whenever I thought of him while away at school. But Jet don’t know what to do with himself because today they’re puttin’ his doggy down. And I just want to tell Jet that there are other beautiful things in this world.
9.
We want to see right up to where you stopped speaking, and everybody talked to me to fill a voiding gap, a gap that’s gaping wide, it grows wider every time I get up from where I lie and lay back down again and you can’t dare say you have been my friend. And I can’t say that I’ll take this to the grave, but it’s about time I try. And I can’t say that I’ll do this every day, but in the end you or I will be cryin’. We wanna man, and not a belly itcher. Tuna from a can is not that much bitter than a clam bought from a fresh food bay open from noon til Sunday for the locals to appear to fulfill their humble needs but deep down in their sold out hearts they leave feeling empty. And I can’t say that I’ll take this to the grave, but it’s about time I try. And I can’t say that I’ll do this every day, but in the end you or I will be cryin’. Cock!
10.
Well, I’m goin’ out west out on the coast, where the California girls are really the most. Well, they walk and I’ll walk; they twist and I’ll twist; they shimmy and I’ll shimmy; they fly and all right! Well, they’re out there having fun in that warm California sun! Well, I’m goin’ out west where I belong, where the days are short and the nights are long. Well, they walk, I’ll walk; they twist, and I’ll twist; they shimmy. and I’ll shimmy; they fly, it’s all right! Well they’re out there having fun in that warm California sun! Well, the girls are frisky in OI’ Fr’isco. A pretty little chick wherever you go. Well, they walk, I’ll walk; they twist, I’ll twist; they shimmy, and I’ll shimmy; well, they fly, cause it’s all right A-cause they’re out there havin’ fun in that warm California sun. Yeah, they’re out there havin’ fun in that warm California sun.
11.
Somebody knew who you two were tryin’ to run to today. It was a ray, it was a ray beam, it was a hunch, and we knew, oh yeah, we knew. We know, we know. Somebody knew you two, too, were tryin’ to spoil the bunch. It was a day, it was a wet day, it was a hunch up the weather man, oh yeah, he’s hunched. [chorus] Somebody knew you’d like to treat to a Petri dish It was a scalloped, parsley garnished fish, and we knew you’d like it. We knew. Somebody knew you’d like it, that’s why we got it for you. We aren’t terrible people, we just aren’t perfect for two. I was a miss. I was a fuss. I’ve got a job, and I like it a lot. We know. We know, we know. We know.
12.
Teddy Ruxpin 01:50
Now, I do, too, Teddy Ruxpin. No matter what I’m say, he’s always better at playin’—playin’ his game. Now, I can’t do, do it to you no matter what I’m sayin’. It’s never the same game—never again! Now I doo doo doo… Now, I can’t win, Teddy Ruxpin, no matter what I’m sayin’. He’s always better at playin’—playin’ his game. Now, I can’t do, do it to you. No matter what I’m sayin’ it’s never the same game—never again! Now I doo doo doo…
13.
How do you deal? How do you deal your deck of cards? Is your penis hard? Do you see the danger, here? How do you feel? How do you feel about my Pinnacle? Do you ride your bicycle around the town tonight? Go! To the store to get some more… more… more! How do you feel? How do you feel against the tiger when you sat beside her, eatin’ turds and all that junk? Stop. Stop! I’m goin’ crazy… crazy… crazy!
14.
In the back room, making out with girls! [long winded instrumental/vocally improved musical journey] In the back room, making out with girls! In my bedroom, making out with girls! Mom and Dad’s room, making out with girls! In the laundry room, making out with girls!
15.
If you wanna scream, scream with me. Moments like this never last. When new creatures rape your face hybrids open up the door. Oh baby, when you cry, your voice is momentary. You hide your looks behind these scars in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments. Oh baby, when you cry, your voice is momentary. You hide your looks behind these scars in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments. Give me a moment, give me a moment.

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Proven to induce mania with psychotic symptoms. Not good for the brain, but very good for the ever enduring soul that ferociously attempts to bore its way free from the body.





note on mainpage header: image taken from the blog Melting Plans at thelooseteeth.wordpress.com

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released January 1, 2010

Will and Stephen do guitars, vocals and drums. Guy does most bass, Aaron does the rest.

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