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Three Legged Man

from Be Coming Up It by Digging Up Virgins

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This dickhead boasted that he is happy.
He said it is a choice and
if you’re special you can make it.
I’m not very fond of cherries.
I don’t like how they taste,
but I wish I liked them
because they look good,
but I don’t like them,
they’re my least favorite food.
But thorns
aren’t to be ignored.

I used to be able to do pull ups,
but I can’t anymore
because I lack the
upper body strength, and
I’m so spiteful
that I don’t even have brains.
But thorns,
aren’t to be ignored.

The most sound structures stand on three legs.
The fourth would make it wobble,
and I don’t
wobble.
I won’t wobble.
No, I won’t wobble,
and you won’t see me do it
because I won’t do it,
Cause I
won’t be sitting down.
I’ll leave,
I’ll die.

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from Be Coming Up It, released January 1, 2010

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