Be Coming Up It

by Digging Up Virgins

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Proven to induce mania with psychotic symptoms. Not good for the brain, but very good for the ever enduring soul that ferociously attempts to bore its way free from the body.





note on mainpage header: image taken from the blog Melting Plans at www.thelooseteeth.wordpress.com

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released January 1, 2010

Will and Stephen do guitars, vocals and drums. Guy does most bass, Aaron does the rest.

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Digging Up Virgins Williamsburg, Virginia

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Track Name: Puppies in Space
My puppies blasted out to party in outer space.
What the hell are they doin’ here?
Puppies shouldn’t be drinkin’ beer.
My puppy looked at me, and she said, “Chill it, Ace.”
We’ve all got our flying gear.
We’ve all got our family near.

So I guess that I’m not the one who’d know it all.

I’m not the one who’d know it all
in Pig Latin.
My puppies learned it back at school
in between second period and first. And,
I just want to know what they are doin’ here.
Puppies shouldn’t go to school.
They can’t even hold pencils.

So I guess that I’m not the one who’d know it all.
I’m not the one who’d know it all.
I’m not the one who’d know it all.

My puppy looked at me, and she said, “Chill it, Pooch.”
I’ll be dead this time next year,
but when I’m gone, you’ll still be here.

So I guess that I’m not the one who’d know it all.
I’m not the one who’d know it all.
I’m not the one who’d know it all.
Track Name: Whitney
Whitney, oh, Whitney,
I know it’s true.
I’m so in love with you. Yes, so,

Whitney, I’m falling,
falling from the ground onto the floor.
But I know it’s you.
I’m so in love with you. Yes it’s
True,

Ooo…
Ooooooh…

Whitney, oh, Whitney
Whitney, oh, Whitney
Whitney, oh, Whitney
Whitney, oh, Whitney
Track Name: The King
I’m not the one who spat at the ions, and
I’m not the one who lied to anybody,
I’m not the one who lied about my body,
I’m not the one who was standin’ next to

The king!
The king!
The king!
The king!

The king was on the outside lookin’ in.

I’m not the one who wanted the wantons, and
I’m not the one who spoiled your party, and
I’m not the one who lied to anybody.
I wasn’t around when you were standin’ about in the presence of

The king!
The king!
The king!
The king!

The king was on the outside lookin’ in.
Track Name: Skool Suxx
No more teachers, no more books.
No more teacher’s dirty looks.
No more crying at the dance,
No more ants in my pants.
No more of those dirty crooks.

School sucks, school sucks!
School sucks, school sucks!
School sucks, school sucks!
School sucks, school sucks!
Track Name: Digging Up Virgins
You dig me, can you dig me now?
You feel me, can you feel me now?
You dig me, can you dig me now?

No more corporations.
I am not quite used to this.
In a cynical coffee shop
a boyfriend is waiting
for a time bomb to blow up
from under the counter,
the ticking-tock counter,
and then pandemonium will break.

I landed a big one!
Can you feel me now?
One chance in a hundred!
Can you feel me now?
Ooooooh!
Can you dig me now?
And I was the one who did good on the order of food.

One chance in a life time!
Can you dig me now?
One chance in a life time!
Can you feel me now?
A prophet in waiting!
Can you dig me now?
From under the thunder!
Can you dig me now?
Can you feel me out?
Can you dig me now?
Can you feel me out?
Out!
Out!
Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
Track Name: Three Legged Man
This dickhead boasted that he is happy.
He said it is a choice and
if you’re special you can make it.
I’m not very fond of cherries.
I don’t like how they taste,
but I wish I liked them
because they look good,
but I don’t like them,
they’re my least favorite food.
But thorns
aren’t to be ignored.

I used to be able to do pull ups,
but I can’t anymore
because I lack the
upper body strength, and
I’m so spiteful
that I don’t even have brains.
But thorns,
aren’t to be ignored.

The most sound structures stand on three legs.
The fourth would make it wobble,
and I don’t
wobble.
I won’t wobble.
No, I won’t wobble,
and you won’t see me do it
because I won’t do it,
Cause I
won’t be sitting down.
I’ll leave,
I’ll die.
Track Name: Priests in Prison
I met the prison guard at my job
cuttin’ out scissor boxes.
He touched my shoulder and I was saved.
He took me to a place far away.
He gave me room and shelter—a place to stay.
He showed me how all the animals of the world procreate.

He wiped a sparkling dew from his head with a tissue.
He showed me crystallized cities and towns he knew.
He told me that I’m a lot more special than you.
He taught me all the things that I have to lose.
I met the priest when the guard led me to the detoxes.
I met the prison guard at my job cuttin’ out scissor boxes.

I met the priest when the guard led me to the detoxes.
I met the prison guard at my job cuttin’ out scissor boxes.
He touched my shoulder and I was saved.
He took me to a place far away.
He gave me room and shelter—a place to stay.
He showed me how all the animals of the world procreate.
He wiped a sparkling dew from his head with a tissue.
He showed me crystallized cities and towns he knew.
He told me that I’m a lot more special than you.
He taught me all the things that I have to lose.
Track Name: Even My Sweet Tooth
My name is Jet and all I’ve asked for
since Jady said she’d go to prom with me was that
Weezer reform so they could finish Songs From the Black Hole
and that my dog could use txt msging
so I could hit her up
whenever I thought of her
while away at school.

But I don’t know what to do with myself
because today I’m puttin’ her down.
And I’m puttin’ my foot down cause I don’t know how I’ll walk anymore.

My name is Jady and all I’ve asked for
since I told Jet I’d go to prom with him was that
Jet give me a kiss on a cold wintery night
and that Jet could use txt msging
so he could hit me up
whenever I thought of him
while away at school.

But Jet don’t know what to do with himself
because today they’re puttin’ his doggy down.
And I just want to tell Jet that there are other beautiful things in this world.
Track Name: Day to Day Handshaking
We want to see
right up to where you stopped speaking,
and everybody talked to me
to fill a voiding gap,
a gap that’s gaping wide,
it grows wider every time
I get up from where I lie
and lay back down again
and you can’t dare say you have been my friend.

And I can’t say that I’ll take this to the grave,
but it’s about time I try.
And I can’t say that I’ll do this every day,
but in the end you or I will be cryin’.

We wanna man,
and not a belly itcher. Tuna from a can
is not that much bitter than a clam
bought from a fresh food bay
open from noon til Sunday
for the locals to appear
to fulfill their humble needs
but deep down in their sold out hearts they leave feeling empty.

And I can’t say that I’ll take this to the grave,
but it’s about time I try.
And I can’t say that I’ll do this every day,
but in the end you or I will be cryin’.

Cock!
Track Name: California Sun (the Rivieras)
Well, I’m goin’ out west out on the coast,
where the California girls are really the most.
Well, they walk
and I’ll walk;
they twist
and I’ll twist;
they shimmy
and I’ll shimmy;
they fly
and all right!
Well, they’re out there having fun
in that warm California sun!

Well, I’m goin’ out west where I belong,
where the days are short and the nights are long.
Well, they walk,
I’ll walk;
they twist,
and I’ll twist;
they shimmy.
and I’ll shimmy;
they fly,
it’s all right!
Well they’re out there having fun
in that warm California sun!

Well, the girls are frisky in OI’ Fr’isco.
A pretty little chick wherever you go.
Well, they walk,
I’ll walk;
they twist,
I’ll twist;
they shimmy,
and I’ll shimmy;
well, they fly,
cause it’s all right
A-cause they’re out there havin’ fun
in that warm California sun.
Yeah, they’re out there havin’ fun
in that warm California sun.
Track Name: Dubhouse Tinies
Somebody knew who you two were tryin’ to run to today.
It was a ray, it was a ray beam, it was a hunch,
and we knew, oh yeah, we knew.
We know, we know.

Somebody knew you two, too, were tryin’ to spoil the bunch.
It was a day, it was a wet day, it was a hunch
up the weather man, oh yeah, he’s hunched.

[chorus]

Somebody knew you’d like to treat to a Petri dish
It was a scalloped, parsley garnished fish,
and we knew you’d like it.
We knew.

Somebody knew you’d like it, that’s why we got it for you.
We aren’t terrible people, we just aren’t perfect for two.
I was a miss. I was a fuss.
I’ve got a job, and I like it a lot.

We know.
We know, we know.
We know.
Track Name: Teddy Ruxpin
Now, I do, too, Teddy Ruxpin.
No matter what I’m say,
he’s always better at playin’—playin’ his game.

Now, I can’t do, do it to you
no matter what I’m sayin’.
It’s never the same game—never again!

Now I doo doo doo…

Now, I can’t win, Teddy Ruxpin,
no matter what I’m sayin’.
He’s always better at playin’—playin’ his game.

Now, I can’t do, do it to you.
No matter what I’m sayin’
it’s never the same game—never again!

Now I doo doo doo…
Track Name: Shining a Flashlight into the Eye of the Tiger
How do you deal?
How do you deal your deck of cards?
Is your penis hard?
Do you see the danger, here?

How do you feel?
How do you feel about my Pinnacle?
Do you ride your bicycle
around the town tonight?

Go!
To the store
to get some more… more… more!

How do you feel?
How do you feel against the tiger
when you sat beside her,
eatin’ turds and all that junk?

Stop.
Stop!
I’m goin’ crazy… crazy… crazy!
Track Name: A Good Party Ends Like This
In the back room, making out with girls!

[long winded instrumental/vocally improved musical journey]

In the back room, making out with girls!
In my bedroom, making out with girls!
Mom and Dad’s room, making out with girls!
In the laundry room, making out with girls!
Track Name: Hybrid Moments (the Misfits)
If you wanna scream, scream with me.
Moments like this never last.
When new creatures rape your face
hybrids open up the door.

Oh baby, when you cry,
your voice is momentary.
You hide your looks behind these scars

in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments,
in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments.

Oh baby, when you cry,
your voice is momentary.
You hide your looks behind these scars

in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments,
in hybrid moments, in hybrid moments.

Give me a moment, give me a moment.